{"id":1,"date":"2013-06-09T18:56:34","date_gmt":"2013-06-09T18:56:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/?p=1"},"modified":"2013-06-27T13:01:10","modified_gmt":"2013-06-27T20:01:10","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"Rules of the studio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.714285714; font-size: 1rem;\">At the end of junior Hapkido class (4-5 year olds), the instructor asked three students for the studio rules.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Student #1<\/strong>: No food on the mat.<br \/>\n<strong>Instructor<\/strong>: Right!<br \/>\n<strong>Student #2<\/strong>: Keep your uniform clean.<br \/>\n<strong>Instructor<\/strong>: Right!<br \/>\n<strong>My son<\/strong>: No guns on the mat!<br \/>\n<strong>Instructor<\/strong>: <em>2 seconds of stunned silence<\/em>. Uh, right&#8230; of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the end of junior Hapkido class (4-5 year olds), the instructor asked three students for the studio rules. Student #1: No food on the mat. Instructor: Right! Student #2: Keep your uniform clean. Instructor: Right! My son: No guns on the mat! Instructor: 2 seconds of stunned silence. Uh, right&#8230; of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[3,4],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids","tag-hapkido","tag-thingskidssay"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4,"href":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/4"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unclogged.rl-imaging.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}